Chuck Norris Dag
Inspireret af min kollega har jeg udnævnt dagen
i dag til Chuck Norris Dag!
Siden jeg i mine meget unge dage så det klassiske eksempel på amerikansk underholdningspropoganda i form af Delta Force hos min bedste ven på deres vhs-maskine (den eneste i byen på det tidspunkt), har han på en eller anden måde formået at hæve sig over andre amerikanske krigshelte. Ikke at hans replikker eller film som sådan adskiller sig fra andre b-film, men måske det tiltaler mig, at han ikke ligner Ben Affleck eller andre i kategorien ulidelige flødeskumskager.
Uanset hvad, så er det Chuck Norris Dag, og her starter vi ud med et par vigtige facts om manden:
- Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
- In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
(Kilde: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
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